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Franklin really slimmed down
hiatus changes a man
imo the worst part was that everyone within eyesight applauded. I can’t think of a more self-indulgent way to express your brillian ideas
AND THEN EVERYONE HOISTED THEM ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND THE MAYOR GAVE THEM THE KEY TO THE CITY FOR TEACHING US ALL THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE IN THE WAKE OF MAN’S INHUMANITY TO MAN AND JOHN GREEN GOT A MOVIE OFFER—oh wait
john green has got be pretty gd self-absorbed if he thinks he needed to write his characters making out in the anne frank house in order to “reclaim” the space in the name of love and life. given that her personal diary written during that time is literally one of the best-selling books of all time, i don’t think the world is really in danger of forgetting that anne frank lived and loved.
can someone come take this goy by the hand and explain to him gently that he is not particularly needed in this situation tia
"I want a movie that promotes the environment"
"I want a movie with a hot main character"
"I want a strong side character."
"I want a movie that I can make love to"
"I want a movie I can write Shrek fanfiction to"
i see people worrying about barry’s genitals exploding when he and vanessa consummate their relationship, but there’s really no need to worry. as we see in his brief airplane fantasy, barry is likely only capable of sexual arousal when his partner is actually in flight, mimicking the mating flight of the virgin queens. their relationship will almost certainly be an asexual one.
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